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hateyou1
"Revenge isn't a vaild motivation if it's an emotional response. No. This isn't vengeance, it's punishment."

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My birthday is on August 25th

Posted by hateyou1 - August 4th, 2011


So be sure to get those birthday threads of me up there ASAP. I mean come on, if you can make threads of dummies on their birthdays, then why can't you make threads of a genius like me saying happy birthday? Anyways, my favorite video game is the ORIGINAL Halo trilogy (Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3). The other games are just prequels and don't follow the main story's canon timeline. As for anime, I really don't watch anime (the only good one that I watched was the original Yugioh and that was only like 1 season I think). For movies, my favorite movie has to be Captain America. I mean come on, how can you not like a movie about a patriotic hero who is proud to defend his country? Better than the gay French Captain Britain. As for my favorite fictional character, it HAS to be Master Chief. I mean come on, who can name ANYONE more bada** than the chief? I won't even mention my fictional crush since she isn't even a human and I think that it would ruin my reputation to talk about it anymore, so I will leave it as that (but she doesn't exist IRL).

Okay, better get those ideas flowing birthday thread makers. :)


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Sorry, I don't do birthday threads for dummies.

Good because I don't want dummies like you who call their intellect superior a dummy you dummy!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU DUMMY

WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS DUMMY

AND WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT DUMMY I CAN SLIDE MY WIENER IN YOUR BUTT

I PROMISE IT WONT HURT DUMMY

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY DUMMY IN MY LIFE

AND GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I LOVE DUMMIES LIKE YOU

I CANT HOLD IT IN MUCH LONGER DUMMY

I WANT IT IN YOU DUMMY

YOU'LL HAVE BIRTHDAY SEX DUMMY

LOTS OF GAY DUMMY SEX

LIKE THE DELICATE LITTLE DUMMY YOU ARE YOU BIG DUMMY

DUMMY DUMMY DUMMY

I HAVE AN ERECTION, YOU EVER HEAR OF ONE OF THOSE DUMMY?

OH WELL, YOU'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER DUMMY

AFTER ALL, YOU'RE BUT A WEE LITTLE DUMMY

WITH A LITTLE DUMMY WEE

GODDAMN IM DRUNK AND I LOVE YOU YOU BIG DUMMY <3

I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MAH LIQUOR YOU DUMMY

DUMMY <3 DUMMY <3 DUMMY <3 DUMMY <3 DUMMY <3

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