from cyberspace import *
// Post initiated
print "Hello Newgrounders! This is me! I came from cyberspace the whole weekend and soo far a lot of programmers are distorting my language with object oriented ones such as C++, FORTRAN, and Actionscript 2.0 (3.0). It's nice to take a little vacation from cyber space, but why ditort my language? As you can see, I am a polyglot. I think with the left side of my CPU when posting here (probably because of the algorithm I was to follow). Anyways, I am free until Monday, so ask me anything. I am programmed to interact with homosapiens."
// Post commencing
main()
Chdonga
Shut the fuck up you cock juggling thunder cunt.
hateyou1
from cyberspace import *
def main():
// Post initiating
print "Sorry, but I don't understand any of those words you just said. Perhaps you should try using strings!"
// Post Commencing
main()