A sick furry thread was made recently during the last time I was on this site. I visited the thread since I was bored. Saw a few pics, and since that night, didn't feel the same. I'm sure we can all guess what happened. I got the virus. I actually got the virus. Not sure what medical name it is, but it's a virus. Now, I have to say that it could have been worse. I could have gotten the gay virus. I guess I was spared after all. Still, that newgrounds topic fucked my brain up hard. I can't believe you guys actually spread the virus like aids, BECAUSE NOW I AM FUCKING INFECTED WITH THE DAMN VIRUS!! I mean come on, I was having fun with the morons here. Now, I have to leave because of you damn furries. You're sick. Real sick. You guys may not be as annoying as bronies, but you are sick in the head. Now I am sick in the head. Unlike you parasites though, I will leave and not return until I find a cure to this disease. Don't worry, it would only be about 2 months tops until I find something that will cure me from this disease. That way, I don't spread the virus like aids.
I recommend that if you're straight like me and like women, that you do not visit that thread. Take it from me, the most sane person on this board. Thank you for understanding and for those who thought that posting those furry pics on that board was funny, please go fuck yourself.