WARNING: ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM GETTING VERY ANNOYED WITH DUMB STINKIN PONIES!
IT ALL STARTS LIKE THIS. A FAD THAT EXISTS FOR OVER 10 YEARS, ONE THINKS TO HIMSELF AT FIRST THAT IT'S KIND OF FUNNY. AFTER A WHILE, AFTER YEARS, AND YEARS, AND YEARS OF PONIES, I GET SICK OF SEEING THEM. PONIES WITH TEXT SUBTITLES LIKE UMAD? AND BRONIES 4 EVA, ARE GETTING ON MY DARN NERVES! HERE'S THE THING, THEY EXIST IN EVERY STINKIN PORT ON THE INTERNET. IT IS LIKE CANCER. IT SPREADS FROM A TINY MARGIN AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE. THE INTERNET IS PLAGUED BY PONIES AND IF ANY MORE PONY PICTURES ARE POSTED ON THE INTERNET, I WILL FLIP THE CRAP. PONIES CAN GO SUCK MY 10 INCH LONG PENIS BECAUSE I AM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING THEM IN EVERY SINGLE DUCT AND OUTLET IN THE INTERNET. IT'S EVEN ON XBOX LIVE AS WELL! IT'S STARTING TO SEEP OFF THE INTERNET AND ONTO VIDEO GAMES. NEXT, THERE'S GOING TO BE PONY VIDEO GAMES, PONY MUSIC, PONY ARTISTS, AND PONY ACTORS. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. THIS IS GETTING VERY OUT OF HAND AND IF WE CONTINUE WITH THIS PONY CRAP, THEN THOSE PONIES ARE GOING TO GET US BOUGHT OUT BY COUNTRIES LIKE CHINA AND INDIA. YEAH, PONIES SUCK AND ARE ONLY FOR GAY PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT. STOP BEING GAY, GET HELP, AND REVOLT AGAINST THE PONY MADNESS. IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEADS AND IF YOU DON'T GET PONIES OUT OF YOUR HEAD, YOU WILL BECOME A FREAKIN PONY. STOP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
